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<title>We Will Fix You</title>
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<description>We're here to help, whether you want it or not.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 06:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Announcement</title>
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<description>  We’re back.  </description>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 13:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 96: Takin' Care of Business</title>
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<description>Our questioner, one of the rats fleeing a sinking ship, would like to do something nice for their boss before they leave this job - they’d like to make sure their boss lands on their feet with a nice new job somewhere else. How are they - are we - to achieve this? Let’s find out, together.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2019 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 84: Do They Know It's Christmas?</title>
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<description>It’s the festive season, and some people just won’t play along. This week’s questioner wants their deskmate to enjoy the festive season so they can really ramp up the non-stop festivity this season requires. What to do? I can think of no better people to bring Christmas cheer than us.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 08:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 81: White House Blues</title>
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<description>A very important question this week - when work is getting to you from every direction, how do you find the time and energy to extricate yourself from a bad situation. We’re here to help, and so is Fixbot 3000 - the world’s first automated fixing machine!</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2018 07:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 79: Analysis</title>
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<description>A superabundance of willing twinkflesh brings with it a hefty helping of people who are in need of fixing and so they turn, not to us, but to this week’s questioner, who would like to return to a rigorous schedule of nobbing without all the troublesome feelings. We’re here to help. It’s what we do.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2018 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 76: Don't Mess Up A good Thing</title>
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<description>Another bumper week, as four fixers get to the messy (ho ho!) task of reputation management. Our listener has a reputation they would rather shed like so many discarded pizza boxes and browning apple cores. Can we fix that? Almost certainly.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2018 08:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 73: Afternoon delight</title>
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<description>Our questioner this week struggles with the asymmetric horn. No, not some kooky-but-truculent species of goat. If only t'were so simple.No, they are vexed by a relationship mismatch of morning and evening friskiness.Can we help? Why of course...(Apologies for some auditory oddities on this week's episode. We think it's just lost souls howling through the galvanic ether, but it could also have been Roger's dodgy WiFi)</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 09:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 72: Workin' 9 to 5</title>
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<description>This week we soothe a troubled soul whose partner has a morning routine (fannying about) that fits poorly with their own need to work from home (actually work). How to marry up two mismatched schedules, and not annoy the teats off one another?How, indeed...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2018 08:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 61: Mandatory Funtimes</title>
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<description>The mandatory fun day at work. You know the one. Only the people in marketing like it, and even then only the ones with functional knees. What to do then, about this display of forced jollity and corporate bonhomie? What to do indeed?</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Episode 57: Nookie</title>
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<description>This week's questioner fears for their friend, who is suffering some sadness from sowing their wild oats. What advise do we have for the serial shagger, the serial sex-doer, the carnal continuer? Let's find out!</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 09:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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