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<description>Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The Rest Of Us. World's Smallest Poutine Launcher. Rocky Road Colonoscopy is not a new Ben and Jerry's flavor. The TikTok McNugget Challenge! No 4:3 for you!! 612 Days of not watching Parasite. Sheldon's head on Batman's body. Carolinas Fist Bump. Never tell me the odds! Never tell me the calories! Let God Sort my Screws. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2021 17:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1741: January Fred Marketing Complex Tomato</title>
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<description>An Inch and a Half all the way into my butt meat. 28 Lyfts Later. High Speed Man Hormones. Pre-Show Pen is Substantial. The Peen Machine is Ready to Stream. Antisocial Dining. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2019 17:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1740: More Points than Regular Meat</title>
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<description>If I Could Put A Turd In A Bottle. Cameltoe Deck! Saving Aunt Jamima. Cosmonutjobs are in space. There are no sea men in space. Incremental Granular Improvement. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2019 17:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1739: Underwood, Over Cheese</title>
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<description>Kim joins Scott while Brian is out sick! Carrie Underwood is made of cheese. Pretty sure the kid dropped an eff. What are YOUR phobias. I am only paying for half that cake. Have a cow to cuddle? Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2019 17:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1737: Supposed Peanut Butter Square</title>
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<description>Undercut side crust. The curious case of Emma Bunton. Crouching Brian, Hidden Muffin. Restraint, sex, and cake. Richy Besting Face. Scott Violates his own HIPPA. Is there a band called something Spice? You can't have a conversation with a flesh light about chipoltle. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2019 20:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1736: Visiting Monkey Mountain, Does That Count As Shopping?</title>
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<description>Urine Trouble Now! It's not the glasses, it's you. We're no longer trying to find the right answer. I found a Rathtar in my grilled cheese. Exploding like a Pinto! Rub a dub dub Mariner in the tub. Eating is just food shopping. Old chucked puck discovered with luck. Your mom is mercury cougar. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2019 17:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1735: Very Aggressive Wanding</title>
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<description>Aggressive Wifi Bands. Scott Builds up Bill, Bill Builds up Nothing. James Buchanan winks from gay heaven. Don't trigger your pace maker. Always look on the bry side of life. The Dude and Buddy condition. All tacobell must pass. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2019 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1734: Parrotphrasing</title>
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<description>One Eye Larry and the Other Girl. I give Lyft Therapy. Starring English Dan and the Robot Jiggalos. 70's Brown Tone Foods. BossTreef! Particulate Levels of Cocaine in My Car! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2019 17:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1732: Jagged Little Chill</title>
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<description>Check out my nose taint! Tell it to the possem! That's a huge Roger! Septum, I barely knew em! Sneezing my spleen out my nipple! Sneezes in Threezes! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2019 17:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMS 1731: Head-Sized Tongue or Tongue-Sized Head?</title>
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<description>Big Floppy Tongue Meat. Meet the Prunetang Clan. End game, now with five percent more end. The oral kickstand. The clergy does Debbies baptism. Twinge my sensitive areas. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2019 16:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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