//podcastplus.net/feed/no-guarantees-show-4th-dirty~c3929486 Podcastplus.net Wed, 10 Jun 2026 02:23:42 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/569db72bbe7b96bf77401340/1453176739222/076+-+NoGuarantees+01-18-16.mp3 Parting is such sweet sorrow... is what I say if this was our final show. This isn't our final show but merely our first into a new format. We kick show #76 with Snoop Dogg narrating some Planet Earth. Well it actually took us a while to get the audio to work but we eventually got it going. As always we talk about the beers we're enjoying tonight (shout out to Celery City). Coming back from break we discuss our weekend. As you guys may know drinking ensued. Everyone take a close listen around the 52 minute mark where a creepy Japanese girl laughs and is picked up on the show.  We round out the show with the normal news stories. Well, normal is all relative. After news we end it with a special group BuzzFeed quiz. "How well do you know Gay sex?". Pretty well we think. Thank you so much to all those who have tuned in every week to listen to this. We truly appreciate all of you. We will back, better than ever. Well, maybe not that, but we'll be here for sure. Love all you guys! See you soon! Music Featured in t... Tue, 19 Jan 2016 04:13:35 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/569db72bbe7b96bf77401340/1453176739222/076+-+NoGuarantees+01-18-16.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/56947b07d82d5e9597553ac2/1452571536561/075+-+NoGuarantees+01-11-16.mp3 Show #75! 3/4's of a century. This week was a bit a bit tough for us. It is with heavy hearts we announce that Zack and Leeann are moving to Tampa. However, the show will continue. We will bring you at least one studio show a month and plan a mobile show when we can. Its a bummer but we'll still be here! Tonight we kick things off with what apps we have on our phones. Things ranging from adult apps for banking and grocery shopping to games for lil babies like Boom Beach and Words with Friends. Coming back from break we discuss what everyone else in the world is talking about; if you won the lotto, what would you do? For the final segment we kick things off with non other than our famous BuzzFeed quizzes! Staying true to No Guarantees fashion we also bring you the hard hitting news stories. Thanks to Leeann for doing the work and finding those stories so we don't have to. Anyway guys, thanks for listening and we will see you next week for show #76!

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 A Day To Remember - NJ Leg... Tue, 12 Jan 2016 04:07:51 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/56947b07d82d5e9597553ac2/1452571536561/075+-+NoGuarantees+01-11-16.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/568b433269492e087200dabe/1451967282091/074+-+NoGuarantees+01-04-16.mp3 Happy New year!!! It's 2016 aaaaand, not much has changed. We're ok with that though, we like our formula. Obviously with New Years just passing we recap how we spent our New Years Eve. Some of us remember, some of us don't (Leeann). We have a new favorite show and it is hosted by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. What more do you really need?! Paul, excuse me, Captain Paul rented a boat this weekend and had a river adventure. Go donate to our Go Fund Me and help Paul buy a boat! Anyone that donates, Paul will personally take out on his boat! Coming back into the third segment we take our weekly Buzzfeed quiz. This week, Which Disney Villain Is Your Sugar Daddy? We wrap things up with some of Leeanns news stories. While this week they weren't necessarily di*k related, they were interesting none the less. See you guys next week when we turn 3/4 century old with show #74! Music Featured in the Show: Contest of Arms - Prom Night Sacrifice / Twenty One Pilots - Ride / Panic! At The Disco - Hallelujah / Con... Tue, 05 Jan 2016 04:15:47 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/568b433269492e087200dabe/1451967282091/074+-+NoGuarantees+01-04-16.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/5678d17b2399a3acd1933952/1450758523894/072+-+NoGuarantees+12-21-15.mp3 Happy holidays! This week is our Christmas extravaganza show! We get right into things with a phone call (thats right phone lines are actually up!) from our buddy Mitch who tells us how bad his holiday season is going. Festive right off the bat. We talk about some of the better gifts we received in Christmas passed. Our buddy James who was sitting in told us about some of his Jehovah Witness past and how he didn't celebrate holidays. Second segment we kick things off with a show staple, Buzzfeed quizzes. As always the recap of our weekend is on the list. We attended The News Junkies "Just OK Holiday" party. Paul tells us about his company christmas party. We end things out in the typical fashion of news. There we're definitely some good ones this week. We hope everyone out there has a great holiday and look forward to being back next week to tell all the christmas stories! Music Featured in the Show: ​New Found Glory - Ex-Miss / August Burns Red - Joy to the World / August Burns Red - Little Drummer Boy / F... Tue, 22 Dec 2015 04:30:03 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/5678d17b2399a3acd1933952/1450758523894/072+-+NoGuarantees+12-21-15.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/566f9da2e0327c1bbc575069/1450155426051/071+-+NoGuarantees+12-14-15.mp3 Show #71! Still not as good as 69. Well. We start things off with our weekends, much like we always do. Zack got real drunk off some rum on Friday. It didn't take very much either. Everyone seems to have that one drink though that doesn't take much to put them over the edge. Paul spent his weekend setting up his own home brew! We'll be trying it live on the show sometime in January. In the second segment we kicked things off with a couple BuzzFeed quizzes. An era comes to an end soon, we're of course talking about Playboy. Pamela Anderson is set to be the final model, agree or disagree? After the second break we come back and talk about what the worst disabilities are. Deaf, blind, loss of limbs, we discuss it all. To end the night we give Paul shit for not having a Facebook. This guy won't give in, so sorry to all those who thought they may someday be able to friend himThanks again to all those who tuned in and took part in the chat room, see you guys next week for show #72! Music Featured in the Show: Miik... Tue, 15 Dec 2015 04:58:23 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/566f9da2e0327c1bbc575069/1450155426051/071+-+NoGuarantees+12-14-15.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/56665ab0d8af105622d2326f/1449548464609/070+-+NoGuarantees+12-07-15.mp3 Welcome to show number 70!!! Blalalalalala! Aw man, doesn't feel the same. Anyway, we recap our weekend to start things off. We visited the Red Cypress Brewery in Winter Springs. Great beers, awesome hangout place. Try it out if you're in the area. We also break down the tiers of trailer parks. Surprisingly not just poor people own them. Our second segment was almost entirely dick talk. What else would we talk about? Length, width, girth, you name it. To round things out we discuss weird cashier conversations. We've all had this happen to us. Its inevitable. This week we lost a fast food great, Bojangles (who Zack has a history with). We finish it up with some failed business talk the get f*ck out. Thanks to all those that listen and download! We will see you next week! Music Featured in the Show: August Burns Red - Flurries / Taking Back Sunday - Sink Into Me / August Burns Red - Sleigh Ride / The Story So Far  - Distaste / August Burns Red - Frosty The Snowman / Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays... Tue, 08 Dec 2015 04:24:39 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/56665ab0d8af105622d2326f/1449548464609/070+-+NoGuarantees+12-07-15.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/564aac82e4b0d6f83cf07fc6/1447734402574/068+-+NoGuarantees+11-16-15.mp3 I'm gonna be honest, I wish it was next week so we can go ultimate 90s and talk about show 69! Oh Yeah! The first segment was a lot of beer talk this week. Paul visited the new Red Cypress Brewery which sounds super badass. This weekend is also the Tom & Dan Bad at Business Beer Fest. Come find us and have a beer with us! Our friends at BYOCB have challenged us to a cornhole contest at said beer fest. That was a mistake. Make sure to come by and put some monies down on this intense game. We talk a bit about how out of shape Zack is and any sort of physical activity pushes him to the point of being sick. After last weeks show we found out that listening at half speed is way funnier. Seriously try it out! In the third segment we come back with some news, like always! Thanks for hanging out with us, we really cant wait for next week for show number sixty niiiiiiiine! Blalalalalalala! See you guys next week. Music Featured in the Show: Emarosa - Pretend.Relive.Regret / Drake - Hotline Bling / Memphis May Fire... Tue, 17 Nov 2015 04:29:46 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/564aac82e4b0d6f83cf07fc6/1447734402574/068+-+NoGuarantees+11-16-15.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/562ee970e4b07c4df4209448/1445914992837/065+-+NoGuarantees+10-26-15.mp3 Hellllooo, thanks for checking out show #65! Unfortunately, Jesse is still unable to make it in this week, guy is work crazy! We have our buddy Chris aka Pizza Piesenberg again though swell as Leeann. This weekend was a full one for sure. Nonstop action from Friday to Sunday. Join us as we tell all our embarrassing stories. With Halloween upon us we talk a little bit about the logic of handing out drugs instead of candy. We also discuss which state favors which costume. To wrap it up we have a few news stories as always. We had a great time tonight and laughed a lot. Hopefully you guys do to! Thanks for downloading and hanging with us! Until next week guys! Music Featured in the Show: The Story So Far - Things I Can’t Change / Mayday Parade - One of Them Will Destroy the Other / Natalie Imbruglia - Torn / State Champs - Elevated / The Neighborhood  - R.I.P. 2 My Youth  / Tue, 27 Oct 2015 03:05:21 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/562ee970e4b07c4df4209448/1445914992837/065+-+NoGuarantees+10-26-15.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/561c741fe4b0601f5dc95c02/1444705498402/063+-+NoGuarantees+10-12-15.mp3 We’re finally back to a full cast tonight! Jesses isn’t stuck at work, Pauls not in Europe, and Zack, well he never went anywhere. We also have our friend Joyce in studio tonight to tell us about living in Alaska the past few years. Jesse may be the new owner of a home in Austin, Texas. Should he sell it, rent it, or maybe just keep it and move?! (hopefully the last). There was no real direction this week and were kind of all over the place. We bring back the ever famous Buzzfeed quiz and in rare form we all got different results. Thankfully we didn’t run into any audio difficulties this week and it should be smooth sailing next week for show number 64. See you guys monday! 

Music Featured in the Show:

Coheed & Cambria - You Got Spirit, Kid / 
Phoenix - Lisztomania / 
Hawthorne Heights - The Darkest Times / 
New Found Glory - Ready And Willing II /
Yellowcard - Always Summer /
 

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Mondays @ 8:30 PM! Tue, 13 Oct 2015 03:09:24 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/561c741fe4b0601f5dc95c02/1444705498402/063+-+NoGuarantees+10-12-15.mp3 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/55f792dce4b054e4deb3550c/1442288583530/059+-+NoGuarantees+09-14-15.mp3 Show number 59! Oh man, tonight was a good one. We have our friends Ashley and Libby sit in with us this week and help recap our weekend. I literally can't even type what we talked about right now because its all over the place. We had a long weekend out in Cocoa for the tom and Dan BDM event. You just have to listen, really. This isn't even a "get you to listen" tactic. We broke a record tonight and went a whole 4 segments! Thats right, 4! We had a long weekend and make sure to fill you in. I wish i had more of a description to give you but it really does no justice to tell you if you don't listen. Thanks to all that hung out this week, the next two shows will be Zack and Jesse bringing you some mobile shows so look forward to that. We wish Paul a good time in Europe and hope he comes back with some good stories to tell. Until next time, thanks for hanging out! See you next week! #NoGuarantees Music Featured in the Show: T.I. - Broadcast Live / Bring Me The Horizon - True Friends / Finch - What it is to Burn... Tue, 15 Sep 2015 03:44:42 +0000 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54345e5ce4b021140b8abaa3/t/55f792dce4b054e4deb3550c/1442288583530/059+-+NoGuarantees+09-14-15.mp3