//podcastplus.net/feed/i-wish-i-was-dead~5e7d7860 Andrew Polk is a stand-up comedian and writer from Louisiana. His podcast is a haphazard thrill ride of buffoonish takes on everything from local nonsense to worldwide trends in an easily digestible and hilariously dark half-hour with little to no filter applied. No fuss, no muss, no guests, and no editing. Wed, 21 Oct 2026 17:48:58 +0000 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/957271210-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-nye-2020-special-edition.mp3 I'm only doing this so you can say something good happened this year. After a brief 6 month hiatus, I'm back to talk about my final weeks of December that include strip club visits, casino bans, home cookin', doing acid in the woods of Hot Springs, a white knuckle hell ride back to New Orleans, and what's to come. Enjoy.Cover art by the amazing virile_beard on instagram and twitter. Thu, 31 Dec 2020 19:35:07 +0000 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/957271210-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-nye-2020-special-edition.mp3 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/846987730-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e07-freedom-fuel.mp3 This is the podcast version of whenever there's a serious episode of a stupid sitcom. We're getting into it! What's happening to society after 2 weeks of white people not getting attention, alternative solutions to removing statues, reverse gentrification, scoring lots of Good Boy points, the history of girl pants, Post 9/11 gas stations, and Lincoln endorsing "I Wish I Was In Dixie Land" as a "Bop". Thu, 25 Jun 2020 23:15:54 +0000 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/846987730-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e07-freedom-fuel.mp3 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/842816716-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e06-have-you-seen-get-out.mp3 Every week of 2020 has felt like fifty years. If you don't leave December 2020 looking like you saw the Ark of the Covenant then I don't know what to tell you. This week we cover how impossible going back to work will be, the charlatan and huckster Ron Popeil, what would happen if Tom Green pulled the pizza delivery prank on the Autonomous Zone and more. Fri, 19 Jun 2020 01:01:29 +0000 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/842816716-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e06-have-you-seen-get-out.mp3 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/837199129-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e05-immediately-blown-up-with-a-rocket-launcher.mp3 Another quick-hit take down of everything stupid in the world - topics ranging from hair-dresser face, to arming the police with lightsabers. How Mike Pence is going to be shut down for a system upgrade soon, why the police in Wet Dog, Arkansas don't need the tank from Halo, and how it's all up to us to become Kick-Ass style superheroes whether we're children of Melination of not. Tue, 09 Jun 2020 21:11:39 +0000 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/837199129-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e05-immediately-blown-up-with-a-rocket-launcher.mp3 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/830116753-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e04-the-assassination-of-chris-rock-by-the-coward-jimmy-fallon.mp3 Hoo mama! Another blazing one filled with ridiculous takes and unrivaled chicanery -- hitting up topics ranging from digging up John Wayne's corpse, a firearm and virus-filled trip to Lafayette, and Jeffrey Epstein's appearances on Mad TV. Thu, 28 May 2020 22:59:42 +0000 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/830116753-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e04-the-assassination-of-chris-rock-by-the-coward-jimmy-fallon.mp3 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/825398701-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e03-the-syrup-covered-ants.mp3 Another blazing fast take down including quick hits on Los Angeles' version of Confederate Monuments, fisticuffs with Michael Jordan, coughing into a grown man's asshole, re-airing this WNBA season and government tattletales. Get in while the gettin' is good! Thu, 21 May 2020 00:00:00 +0000 https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/825398701-iwishiwasdeadpodcast-s03e03-the-syrup-covered-ants.mp3